kitty and me are soooooooooooooooooo far beyond any joke someone might imagine about overprotective pet owners. this morning we laughed for like 5 minutes about the idea of hiring a catsitter
"now, roswell likes to look at running bathwater at least three times a day. she will not interact with it but does love to see. make sure bunny gets at least three hours of cradling. she is gassy and loves to be pet firmly yet gently on her small stomach. when you use the laser pointer, make sure to have it ‘settle’ for a few minutes inside their water dish or in the cabinet before you turn it off, as if it is going home. we would like them to view the laser pointer dot as something both mystical and mysterious. if there is a fly, you must hold roswell above your head and repeat ‘get it get it get it’ until she gets it. she is a little inexperienced and tends to get overexcited and let the captured insect fall out of her mouth when she chews. this may take a few tries but our angel is worth it. please put bunny in the kitchen window at least twice a day. she can jump down safely but has not figured out how to get up. they also both need kisses. bunny will try to get into your mouth if you have recently eating, please do not discourage her, as this is hilarious and cute. they go outside on their leashes daily to stimulate their tiny cat brains. roswell prefers her Tommy Bahama shirt but can wear the Barbie shirt without the tutu attachment. the tutu is only for bunny, because it looks so cute. anytime they do anything cute, heap praise and love upon them EXCESSIVELY"